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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's got to have the qualities
    That I like in a man,
    Strong, smart, and Asian man
    He's got to be all for me

    Artist: Jackson Janet
    Song: Someone To Call My Lover
    Real Lyric: But he's gotta have the qualities That I like in a man Strong, smart, affectionate He's gotta be all for me

    The story:

    I was asking my boyfriend if Janet was into Asian men. He asked why. I told him what the lyrics sounded like and he was disgusted and said my ears need fixing, it was so clear to him. Needless to say, we broke up not long after...lol.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/21/2003 12:44 pm

    Age it happened

    32

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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