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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's a pistol grip
    And a lightning rod hammer stop
    He always busts his knuckles
    When he's wrenchin' up his ***t

    He's a little boy without a head
    little boy without a head
    little boy without a head
    little boy without a head...y

    Artist: The Offspring
    Real Lyric: He's a pistol gripAnd a lightning rod hammer stopHe always busts his knucklesWhen he's wrenchin' up his ***tHe's a killboy powerheadKillboy powerheadKillboy powerheadKillboy powerhead...yeah

    The story:

    Heard my friend singing along with this version of the song in the late 90s. I was never able to make out the rest of the lyrics (looked them up for this, don't think I've been missing much) so I reckon his version was a definite improvement!

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