He's a nice beaver, nice beaver. He knows how to party.

The story:

It's true, when I was a child I thought the Bee Gees were singing about their pet beaver. (Which in my mind they would take to the disco with them. I mean after all how would a beaver know how to party?) I only admitted to hearing the lyrics this way years after I had figured out what the real lyrics were. My mom and older sister still laughed at me for the longest time about it though. Then when they stopped laughing they told me I should submit it here.