"Here we come, walking down the street,
we get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..."

The story:

Used to live right 'round the corner from a Mom &
Pop shop, like an old-timey general store: creaky
floorboards w/ sawdust, a pickle-barrel, fat-back
bacon/salt-pork & hardtack, castor oil, goose-
grease, chewing tobaccy, ROCK candy, & lots of
other essentials you just couldn't live without in
the 19th century.
In 07029, in 1967?