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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here in my car I feel safe as the law.

    Artist: Fear Factory
    Song: Cars
    Real Lyric: Here in my car I feel safest of all.

    The story:

    I was in my office telling one of my co-workers how the Windows
    shut-down sounded like the first three notes of that song, you
    know the one, "here in my car I feel safe as the law" and my co-
    worker laughed his head off and said I was wrong. I argued with
    him for weeks until I finally looked it up.

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