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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Help, I'm slipping into the Twilight Zone
    Listen to me house, feels like being gone
    My vehicle's been moved by the moon and stars
    Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
    So you've gotta know
    When the bulletin hits the phone

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Real Lyric: Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight ZoneThe place is a mad-house, feels like being clonedMy beacon's been moved under moon and starWhere am I to go now that I've gone too farSoon you will come to knowWhen the bullet hits the bone

    The story:

    After hearing the song for the first time since I was about 10, I realized there was no way on Earth these could be the real lyrics, so I Googled them. However, I'm still not sure that the real ones make any less sense than mine.

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