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    He wants to take you, funky racquet ball...

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Island Girl
    Real Lyric: He wants to take you, from the racket boss...

    The story:

    Well, thank GOD I never actually sang this song in public or anything. But for YEAR I have been hearing "funky racquet ball" after "He wants to take you" and I KNEW that wasn't right, but I could not for the life of me hear anything else! So yesterday I finally thought to go look the song up on a lyrics website. Mystery solved, but I STILL think it sounds like he's singing about racquet ball. :)

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    Don't feel bad, I have believed it was "he wants to take you from the racquet club" since junior high and that was over 30 years ago...guess racquet ball was pretty popular during our formative years! Didn't know I was wrong until tonight!

    Gussie Sep 29, 2008 7:16 pm