He Peed on me, He Peed on me.

The story:

I was almost asleep in the back of my church when the Congregation stood up and began singing. I kid you not i jumped up and ran into the fellowship hall as fast as icould and slid down the hall laughing to the surprise of my best friend, who was babysitting the young children.it took me about five minutes to calm down enough to be able to tell her what i had heard.