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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwich

    Artist: Men At Work
    Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich



    The story:

    I was drunk and singing on a roadtrip and my ex girlfriend about peed her pants laughing when I sang that line. I was pretty confused...heck I had been singing that song for years and...i never heard of any Veggiemite sandwich before?! WTH is that anyhow?!

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    It's the sludge leftover at the bottom of the tank used to make beer. I hear it's kind of like beef flavored jelly.

    Gralien Nov 30, 2008 2:14 pm