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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He just sits on his broad hips

    Artist: TLC
    Song: No Scrubs
    Real Lyric: And just sits on his broke ass



    The story:

    My dad is in the nursing field (nurse anesthetist) and he used
    wear his scrubs to and from work. He made up his own lyrics
    as like a �laundry song� to No scrubs which was �I don�t have
    no scrubs, go to work in my uuunderwear.� So naturally we
    sang the song all the time and one day when we were singing
    it I broke out what I believed with my whole 11 year old heart
    to be the correct lyrics. My older sisters, who made fun of me
    anyways, just went in on me, until they couldn�t breathe. I was
    refusing to believe them until they made a good point. �Why
    would a guy have broad hips?� I was defeated. Now it�s really
    funny and I still like my version better.

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