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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He he you can't take the way that you were you used to walkin' wannabe, no time to talk
    You turn left whom I turn right da da da da da da da da mmm wannabe time to talk, you turn left the other way

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Song: Stayin' Alive
    Real Lyric: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walkI'm a woman's man no time to talkMusic loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was bornAnd now it's all right, it's okAnd you may look the other wayWe can try to understandThe new york times' effect on man

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/30/2007 5:58 pm

    Age it happened

    8

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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