"He had three eyes, a tattoo, and another wife."

The story:

This is actually misheard by my wonderful amazing tattoo artist friend, who plays all kinds of great music while she's working on me and has a super cool dog, who looked at me quizzically as she was coloring intricate dragonfly wings on my arm and singing along with the Temps and said, "Three eyes, a tattoo, and another wife...well, I can see why another wife wouldn't be so good, but what's wrong with three eyes and a tattoo?!"