He broke the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka
dock kakeenee

The story:

The first time I heard this song I thought that the
song was about a little midget man called a dock
kakeenie. So that night when I went to sleep I had
the most horrible nightmare that all the beautiful
girls were all hanging around this smug little
arrogant midget guy that was the dock kakeenee.
And they were all going omg he's so cute and
adorable and shoving me and saying get away from
us we want the little dock kakeenee. So out of
jealousy I went over and crushed the little arrogant
thing. And when I did all the girls went to his aid and
started going aww poor Dock kakeenee and going
this mean rotten guy here broke the dock kakeenee
and all the girls looked at me with tears saying you
mean guy how dare you break the poor dock
kakeenee. And ever since that dream I hated the
song until I learned the real words