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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have you seen that Preacher Man?
    Have you seen that preachin preacher tonight?

    Tell me, why does that preacher man carry that sawed off shotgun in his hand?

    Artist: Nazareth
    Real Lyric: Have you seen that Vigilante Man
    The story:

    My department engineer, a Mormon Bishop, had issues. I would crank up the volume on the tape deck of my 71 Chevy Impala while heading home from the swing shift and sing along. That was 1991 and I was 33.
    I recalled the song from years past, not knowing the lyrics then (I was a kid, OK? Forgive me!) and had recently dug out the tape because the melody was in my head.
    The Nazarth Collection is a cornerstorne of my collection and it wan't until I was archiving my music a few years later that I stumbled across a title (Vigilante Man) I didn't recognize and went searching for the song.
    I cranked up the album, fired off a bowl and freaked out when I caught on. It still makes sense to me...the Bishop was a p***k and I can still see him carrying that sawed-off shotgun in his hand....

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