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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have you seen her?
    Song 'bout a pretty, foolin' with a stallion Ease

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: Have you seen her?So fine and pretty. Fooled me with her style and ease

    The story:

    Strangely, I knew I had to be wrong pretty quickly, but not until right now did I ever find out the correct lyric. How anyone could make out what Dave Lee Roth was actually singing is beyond me. Worst. Diction. Ever.

    I'm still going to hear "foolin' with a stallion ease" forever though. It's just better that way.

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