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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have you heard about the Montezuma?

    Real Lyric: Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
    The story:

    I listened to this song on the school bus in 1979 because the driver was always playing it on his cassette deck. One day I asked him who sang the song about Montezuma, and of course he had no idea what I was talking about. So I said, "You know, you're always playing that song. It's about the Aztec chief who was killed by the Spanish? He was beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time?"

    When he realized what I was talking about, the driver laughed so hard he almost wrecked the bus.

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