The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was driving with a friend of mine in her car, listening to a CD of Christmas music. After a moment of contented silence, she turned to me quite seriously and asked, "Why on Earth would someone want to bring baby Jesus lard?" I almost peed my pants, I laughed so hard...it was embarassing for her.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
12/22/2005 5:06 pm
Age it happened
21
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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