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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Happiness hit me on the first day that we met
    She was sitting in my kitchen with a face I can't forget
    She was looking my direction and calling with her eyes
    I was trying to do an interview and telling them all lies
    Lassie in the summer with

    Artist: Byrds
    Real Lyric: Happiness hit me on the first day that we metShe was sitting in my kitchen with a face I can't forgetShe was looking my direction and calling with her eyesI was trying to do an interview and telling them all liesLast year in the summer with a tiffany lamp over her head



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    It's not really embarrassing at all. I love my version better. Makes the song sound all the funnier. It's a surreal song to begin. Making it with Lassie in the "kitchen" as another stanza puts it is hilarious!

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