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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ham on rye.
    Nobody cares about beef.
    Want'cha just hand me a slice,
    And just let me be?

    Artist: Kenny Loggins
    Song: I'm Alright
    Real Lyric: I'm alrightNobody worry bout me.Why you got to gimme a fight?Can't you just let it be?



    The story:

    It was my young son who mis-heard the lyrics. We overheard him singing it to himself as he played with his toy cars. We cracked up laughing.

    When we asked him what he was singing, he innocently answered, "Ham On Rye, I heard it on the radio." He is now forty years old and we still tease him about it.

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    Funny! Sounds like he was hungy when listening to the song.

    tkimpton Aug 15, 2009 1:55 pm