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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hair of Gold Now

    Artist: Mark Lindsay
    Song: Arizona
    Real Lyric: Arizona

    The story:

    My mom was singing this misheard lyric at the kitchen sink while making dinner, back in the late sixties. I said, "Mom, what's that you're trying to sing?". Her deadpan reply, "Hair of Gold Now'. "Mom, that's Arizona by Mark Lindsay." She didn't believe me for a long time until she was listening the Kasey Kasem one night.
    That's my Mom's approximate age at the time, below.

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