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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Grover had spaghetti but the spaghetti did shy
    from me and would the boys drink some
    chicken with french fries and think "Sis' makes
    my days living hell highs."

    Artist: Don McLean
    Song: American Pie
    Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levi but the levi was dryand good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing "This'll be the day that I die".

    The story:

    I wrote a book with these lyrics but my fans
    sent me letters threatening me and telling me
    the real lyrics. I was put in the Witness
    Protection Program. Shhh....

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/8/2006 11:55 am

    Age it happened

    56

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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