Grass money, you funny money

The story:

Well, we were having this really huge party for 7th grade graduationg, and that song came on, and we were all a little hyper, and my friend and I asked them to play the song because we wanted to sing it. How unfair that they didn't correct us when we asked them to play Grass Money! Anyway, I had been telling her about it. She thought it had something to do with a brass monkey, but I told her that was really stupid, and she believed me. So we sang it at the top of our lungs only as you can with a wrong lyric....and we got laughed at so hard...but I made a lot of friends, and two guys asked me out. I'll never understand why people are attracted to idiots.....