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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Grandchildren on your knees,
    Fear a trumpet, Dave!

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: When I'm Sixty-Four
    Real Lyric: Grandchildren on your knees,Vera, Chuck, and Dave

    The story:

    I was singing it on a karaoke set at my aunt's house last month (which had the ACTUAL WORDS on the TV screen) but of course, I wasn't gonna look at the words, since I knew the song so well. When I got to that line everyone BUSTED A GUT laughing and I got slightly offended...but then I looked behind me at the screen and saw the real words. I turned fire-engine red!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/1/2005 9:16 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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