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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got the time, time, time, chicken in my head

    Artist: Joe Jackson
    Song: Time
    Real Lyric: Got the time, time, time, ticking in my head
    The story:

    I asked my husband (then my boyfriend) why someone would have a chicken in their head, he just looked at me and burst out laughing. He said, "Not chicken, tickin'). Now the joke in our family is, "Who is the time chicken, and why is he in my head." Needless to say, I felt very stupid....

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