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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gosh darn police line, you better not cross
    It's the cardboard kind, the one that's really dangerous.

    Artist: Green Day
    Song: Warning
    Real Lyric: Caution: Police Line, you better not crossIs it the cop, or am I the one that's really dangerous?

    The story:

    I had a hunch that I was wrong about the cardboard thing, but I never really took the time to look it up until now. I seriously believed in the gosh darn police line, and so do a lot of online lyrics sites, but this way makes much more sense.

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