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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gonna make you, make you, make you molten
    Gonna use my arms
    Gonna use my legs
    Gonna use my thighs
    Gonna use my sexy
    Gonna use my fingers
    Gonna use my, my, my imagination

    Artist: Pretenders
    Song: Brass In Pocket
    Real Lyric: Gonna make you, make you, make you noticeGonna use my armsGonna use my legsGonna use my styleGonna use my sidestepGonna use my fingersGonna use my, my, my imagination

    The story:

    Watching VH1's top 100 '80s songs, the "sidestep" lyric was mentioned, and I realized that I had goofed. Fortunately, I was the only one watching. Mine makes more sense, I mean, wouldn't she want the guy to "melt" at the sight of her?

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    Submitted by

    DNOMN8R

    Submitted on

    7/23/2008 12:14 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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