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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Golden brown texture like sun
    Lays me down with my Man Chirons

    Artist: Stranglers
    Song: Golden Brown
    Real Lyric: Golden brown texture like sunLays me down with my mind she runs



    The story:

    Lyrics puzzled me for years until I had this idea they were some surreal reference to Greek mythology - Chiron is another name for Centaur which has head, arms and trunk of a human and body and legs of a horse. In an alcoholic haze, I remember convincing a load of my mates - in similar alcoholic stupour - of the 'deep hidden meaning of the lyrics'. I got calls over next few days from people saying at last they understood what the lyrics meant and that they'd passed the tale on to their friends etc. etc. Ten days later, Stranglers Hugh Cornwell did an interview on radio explaining the real lyrics. It was so bloody cringe-making that I virtually went into hiding for a month. Cringeing now - just thinking about it.

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