go buy a carrot, why don't you?

The story:

i was listening to this song on my friends mysace, and being a john mayer fan was surprised i hadn't heard this song before, so i called up the afformentioned friend and asked him if buying a carrot was a new "burn", turns out i was on speakerphone, so i get ridiculed for that anytime i bring up john mayer in conversation. :]