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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Go away from my window,
    Leave out your old shoes and spade.

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: Go away from my window,Leave at your own chosen speed.



    The story:

    The moment of realisation came when myself and a bunch of mates (mentor, beast et al.) started singing Bobby D tunes whilst walking through town. Bob had been a staple musical accompaniment for the past several months, but when I sang the opening lyrics they noticed that things were not quite right. Asking me what I thought the lyrics were, I told them what I then thought was right - cue much laughter on their part and embarrassment on mine. To this day it still gets mentioned. I feel these lyrics are much better than the original and I believe I have out-mastered the lyric master. Other people don't seem to agree...

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