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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Girl with a glass for an eye

    Artist: Neil Diamond
    Song: Cracklin' Rosie
    Real Lyric: Cracklin' rosie, make me a smileGirl if it lasts for an hour, that's all right

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    Submitted by

    judyjetson

    Submitted on

    2/6/2008 5:39 pm

    Age it happened

    42

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I always thought he said that, too LOL! Now that I think about it, though, why would he sing about a girl with a false eye LOL?!

    gomets Mar 20, 2009 3:09 pm