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    gimme gimme gimme an elephant midwife.

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Gimme Gimme Gimme
    Real Lyric: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

    The story:

    Actually, my dad thought the songs was like this. but then my
    mom was all like, "WTF?"

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    Submitted by

    polish_punk

    Submitted on

    1/2/2009 2:01 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I've worked at the San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Park...never seen an elephant midwife.

    Chunkboi Dec 14, 2014 2:11 pm

    A mother elephant in labor?

    coffeelunatic Dec 21, 2009 11:59 pm