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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get up in the morning
    sleep in through breakfast
    so that every mouth can be fed
    oh oh oh the hills are alive

    Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, Israelites



    The story:

    of course NOW I can hear 'Israelites' but for over ten years I would have never guessed that was what Desmond Dekker was actually singing, despite the incongruous 'Sound of Music' association my brain made.

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