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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get out the map, get out the map
    And lay your finger anywhere down
    We'll lift the finger up to those we pass
    On our way out of town

    Artist: Indigo Girls
    Song: Get Out the Map
    Real Lyric: Get out the map, get out the mapAnd lay your finger anywhere downWe'll leave the figuring to those we passOn our way out of town

    The story:

    For once, it wasn't me. A friend of mine misheard the lyrics, and she knew they had to be wrong, but she does like her version better.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/19/2002 12:02 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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