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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get a dose of her ejaculate skill

    That's her dinner when she dances for you

    She's that kind of a girl, the kind that uses it well...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kiltShe's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hiltShe's the kind of a girl who makes the news of the world...

    The story:

    Thank GOD no one knew! I never sang out loud before Prozac was invented, and by that time I had looked it up on the internet.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/15/2002 4:00 pm

    Age it happened

    37

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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