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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get a dose of her ejaculate skill
    It's her dinner when she dances to you

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kiltKiller-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

    The story:

    I was singing it and dancing alone in my room and my mom got mad because she thought I had made it dirty on purpose, but in reality I thought it was just John Lennon sneaking oral sex into the song, cause he does stuff like that.

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    Submitted by

    fayekane

    Submitted on

    4/27/2009 10:09 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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