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    Fuzzy Snotty Duck

    Artist: Jose Feliciano
    Song: Feliz Navidad
    Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad (Merry Christmas in Spanish)

    The story:

    We asked our children their favorite Christmas song and when it was the youngest's turn he didn't know the name so said repeatedly, "Fuzzy, Snotty Duck. Fuzzy Snotty Duck." To his frustration, for days, we had no idea what song it was until it came on the radio and he screamed, "Fuzzy Snotty Duck!"

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    Mnemonic

    Submitted on

    11/27/2014 3:09 pm

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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