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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fu**in' A**hole, Fu**in' A**hole

    Song: Funky Nassau
    Real Lyric: Funky Nassau, Funky Nassau



    The story:

    I knew the actual lyrics -- however, when this song came out (way
    back in 1971), the neighbor kids who lived upstairs from us (and
    spoke both Portuguese and English) thought the lyrics were
    supposed to be dirty words. Needless to say, when my mother
    heard them singing this, they were reprimanded -- and I had to
    step in and correct everyone. (We had a good laugh afterwards.)

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    I most definitely heard it as this too!!

    Hoof_Hearted Nov 07, 2012 5:01 am