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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Friends In Low Places" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Garth Brooks

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Friends In Low Places" Lyrics

    I'm not big on salty places
    I'm not big on sauce and gravies
    Raymond all on my roots I showed up in
    Think I'll slip on down to the ol' races
    I got friends in Las Vegas....
    im not fond of sausage gravy
    Well, I'm not big on sausage gravy. Thin
    I'm not big on salty glasses
    I got friends in low places Where the wh
    Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tow
    i'm not big on soul chases
    Blame it all on my roots, I showed up wi
    I'm not big on sauce or french's
    cause i'v got freinds in little spaces b
    "Blame my attitude, I showed you my boot
    I'm not big on soft embraces...
    Im not big on saucy braces think i'll go
    i'm not big on social gravy

    Other Songs by Garth Brooks

    Ain't Goin Down (til the sun comes up)
    American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
    Burning Both Ends of the Night
    Callin' Baton Rouge
    Fever
    I've Got Friends In Low Places
    In Lonesome Dove
    Much Too Young
    Papa Loved Mama
    Pappa Loved Momma
    Rodeo
    Shameless
    Somewhere Other Than The Night
    Standing Outside the Fire
    That Summer
    The Dance
    The River
    Two Pina Coladas

    Funniest Misheards by Garth Brooks