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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    four letter woman, four letter woman to me....

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: more than a woman, more than a woman to me...



    The story:

    I worked second shift in a medical records office. It was late; I thought I was alone. I was belting out what I was certain were the correct lyrics. Like a shark smelling blood in the water, my snarky coworker came skidding out from between the aisles of records and busted me, finger pointing, fists pumping, doing an endzone dance. He never let me live that one down.... right hach?

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