Found that old donut
I didn't want this
Somebody help me sing
And now I feel it
Feel that a beatnik
I didn't need this
Would somebody help me steal
And now I've told them
I'm not really wanted
I didn't want this
Somebody help me clean!!

The story:

Well, I heard this song years ago, and just today while sitting at my computer in blissful ignorance, I thought to myself, "This is the stupidest song ever. It makes no sense at all. But hey, it's got a nice beat." Well, thanks to the folks at kissthisguy.com, I was inspired to, once and for all, figure out what the hell Chad Kroger was singing about in this song. I finally found the lyrics, and as I read them and listened to the song, I had a painful flashbak to ALL the times I sang this song out loud. I realized that people were not laughing at the fact that I suck at singing, but because I was singing this idiotic version. I turned red even though I was the only person in the house. It's like half of the song. I felt pretty damn stupid. Oh, well.