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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For the moment that I'm Bruce Lee
    I'll all kill all alone
    On the edge of seventeen

    Artist: Stevie Nicks
    Real Lyric: But the moment that I first laid eyes on him all aloneOn the edge of seventeen



    The story:

    I was having drinks with my friends and we got to discussing classic rock songs. I'd only just added Stevie Nicks' Edge Of Seventeen on my iPod and listened to it a few times. I told my buddies that it was odd that she'd name drop Bruce Lee in the song but I guessed it made sense as it was probably about the same era. One of my friends who knew the lyrics started laughing so hard until he was spurting beer from his nose. I've been reminded of this screw up many times since.

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