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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For forty days and for forty nights
    I was on the scene
    But heavy metal was in her plan
    We did her scenes at last
    Then we danced on the floor in the round

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights,Law was on my sideBut who can tell when she's in demand, Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in a round

    The story:

    Right here in my computer room. But now I must tell my husband the words I taught him (like a know it all) on our road trip; were wrong.
    He was singing like a champ... Poor guy. Now I have burst his bubble...
    I may never live this down!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/18/2002 1:23 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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