The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing the song at the top of my lungs while taking a whizz in the bathroom of my church. The pastor sidled up to the next urinal and asked me if those were the real words. He said that he always thought it was "blown apart now!"
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
5/11/2004 1:12 pm
Age it happened
45
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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