The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
So there I was at McDonalds & said to the counter guy (because I thought I was funny) that I was "feelin' like a ham & mustard shake" like in the Stone Temple Pilots song. But the joke was on me when the 16 year-old explained what an idiot I was.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
8/19/2002 10:49 am
Age it happened
30
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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