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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Feelin' horny
    Pepperoni on the railway track

    Artist: Phil Collins
    Song: I Can't Stop Loving You
    Real Lyric: Feeling humbleHeard the rumble on the railway track

    The story:

    Had the song on my mp3 player for quite a while before I sang my version to the wife, who cracked up and proceeded to look up the real lyrics on her smartphone. I knew what I was singing couldn't possibly be the real words, but she didn't have to crush my soul by telling me the actual words.

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    Submitted by

    HisXLNC

    Submitted on

    7/27/2010 12:39 pm

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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