fearsome like a sag in batman's chair
Faster than a patch of roman hair..
&
Tenderize a booger in your microwave..

The story:

Thankfully I was alone when I caught the error *whew*. We bought the cd and I took it to my room so I could listen to it. I read the lyrics and I could just feel myself blushing. To think that I sung that in front of friends. I'm glad noone caught it (at least I think, maybe they're just being nice). *blush* I do think it's funny... maybe I'll get enough courage to tell them *wink*.