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    Fare the well, John Wayne,
    I've nothing left to say

    Artist: Pogues, The
    Real Lyric: Fare thee well gone awayThere's nothing left to say



    The story:

    My brother and I are both big Pogues fans. I told him it always cracked me up when I heard "Fare thee well John Wayne." We had an argument. He sent me the sheet music with the right words circled.

    And, da***t, Fare thee well, John Wayne still makes more sense to me. The rest of the song fits perfectly with John Wayne's role in The Quiet Man, which has him in Ireland as a boxer who killed a man in the ring and is just crawling with the kind of Irishphilia that the Pogues love to mock!

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