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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Exodus.... Who ate all the People?"

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Song: Exodus
    Real Lyric: "Exodus... Movement of Jah People"

    The story:

    This wasn't actually my mistake, but a friend of mine from summer camp. He'd been going to town, in a car full of hippies (himself not a hippie) listening to Mr.Bobby. When he sang out loud what he had always taken to be the proper lyrics, he was met with a car load of shocked hippies laughing their arses off at him. He was pretty red in the face upon their return, but we all had a good laugh and he was none the worse for wear in the end!

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