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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Every girl's crazy 'bout a chartreuse van.

    Artist: ZZ Top
    Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.



    The story:

    When I first heard the song I thought the band were GENIUSES! It was done with that generic rock guitar feel, but it seemed to me obvious that the singers were being sarcastic, and that they were singing from the point of view of some loser who honestly thought his custom van was so hot he could get chicks with it.

    Without embarassment to me, somebody told me about the song and made it clear what the real lyrics were. I was crushed! The band I thought were so clever and cool, whoever they were, actually WERE, for REAL, what I thought they were parodying.

    And their beards looked silly, too.

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