Even when you touch my boob

The story:

My girlfriend played it to me and I had already (mis)heard it. I was complaining about how the line spoiled the whole song and was possibly the worst line ever except maybe Shakira's "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains". She sat me down and explained the real lyrics whilst simultainiously calling her best friend and laughing hysterically.